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Do something Wallace

By Phoenix15/1 06:25Wed Jan 15 06:25:44 2020

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Open up your fucking wallet or sit and watch us fall back to non league obscurity.

Choice is yours.

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Re: Do something Wallace

By Mercury 8815/1 13:42Wed Jan 15 13:42:29 2020In response to Do something WallaceTop of thread

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agreed. open the wallet Wallace for the following

left winger

Attacking midfielder

Right back

Left Back

Striker

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Re: Do something Wallace

By RockyBottom15/1 09:22Wed Jan 15 09:22:56 2020In response to Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Why don't you stump up some money?

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By WASP (Original Mr Wasp)15/1 13:27Wed Jan 15 13:27:51 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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He does. He buys a ticket.

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By Thora15/1 09:16Wed Jan 15 09:16:48 2020In response to Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Good idea. We could help by putting our shopping list on here.

Rules: You can pick anyone you want at any level for any amount of money BUT you're only allowed to pick players who can perform instantly in the Football League and who want to come and play for a team rock bottom of L2.

I'll start:

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Re: Do something Wallace

By Richie Rich C15/1 11:30Wed Jan 15 11:30:27 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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can I put myself forward , I’m not saying I would improve the team , but I do guarantee the following :

Our league position would not get worse
I would move to receive a throw on
If I had a throw on I would throw it in a timely manor relative to the current score line
I wouldn’t laugh and joke with the other players in the after
Game huddle when we don’t win.
I can generally head the ball in the direction I am facing

This would I assume already put me Ahead of at least 8 of the current squad , though I am a little out of table tennis practice

Edited by Richie Rich C at 11:31:18 on 15th January 2020

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Re: Do something Wallace

By Deltic 2115/1 17:00Wed Jan 15 17:00:58 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Theres a brilliant story from Harry Redknapp of a committed fan in the Premier League who went every week and stood behind the dugout screaming abuse at the players week in, week out. It really got on Harry’s wick as the abuse was relentless. One night, at some obscure game against a non-league side in a reserves match (or similar), this fan was there and shouting his usual abuse at the players. Incensed, Harry eventually stormed back into the stand, grabbed this bloke by the collar, and took him to the kit man so that he could go on! I forget now who Harry took off - Jenas springs to mind - and as he says in his book, would you believe it... the offensive fan, flung on at a moment’s notice, only went and bloody scored!

You never know, Richie, YOU might end up being the termination of our goal drought!

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By Dino Maamria's Goat. (Gaz Murray)15/1 19:50Wed Jan 15 19:50:40 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Jason Porter and Harchester Utd come to mind after reading that.

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By Freemo15/1 17:07Wed Jan 15 17:07:35 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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And that is how Tal Ben Haim got into the professional game.

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By AgentEves15/1 15:31Wed Jan 15 15:31:44 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Fucking lol. Great post.

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By Copeysaurus15/1 10:45Wed Jan 15 10:45:07 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Don Cowan

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By P-Dizzle (Paulio)15/1 09:18Wed Jan 15 09:18:52 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Darius.

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By Pete (PeteH)15/1 09:22Wed Jan 15 09:22:11 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Tonton Zola Moukoko was always a reliable performer.

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Re: Do something Wallace

By Owen B15/1 09:26Wed Jan 15 09:26:14 2020In response to Re: Do something WallaceTop of thread

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Cherno Samba is only 35.

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