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Horses at The New Ground

By Unnamed Sauce (Bedduth Blue)9/2 17:19Fri Feb 9 17:19:17 2024

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I think that as we begin to climb back through the Pyramid, realistically we are going to have to get some horses. They can graze on the grass when we play away (as long as it's not 3G 4G or Gee Gee) and their manure would nourish the turf.

Plus they could form part of a small petting zoo which would attract kiddies. Instead of electric turnstiles we could install horse powered ones, saving electricity.

I've been costing them and they are quite cheap.

If we got big horses we could get them to pull transport from Town to Hinckley Beduff or wherever our new Ground(s) would be.

I know quite a lot about horses. There are big ones called Shires and one called Shergar who was a famous horse until he got lost.

What do others think?

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Re: Horses at The New Ground

By Lord of the Manor10/2 07:37Sat Feb 10 07:37:05 2024In response to Horses at The New GroundTop of thread

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Hay ?

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Re: Horses at The New Ground

By VoR9/2 17:33Fri Feb 9 17:33:52 2024In response to Horses at The New GroundTop of thread

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What gives you the confidence that we are going to climb back through the Pyramid, we are more likely to go the other way!

Never mind a promotion party, an Appeal to buy a second-hand table, a bucket & some rope would be more useful at this moment...under promise & over-deliver.

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Re: Horses at The New Ground

By Unnamed Sauce (Bedduth Blue)9/2 20:11Fri Feb 9 20:11:23 2024In response to Re: Horses at The New GroundTop of thread

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Horses are the answer. They have Key riders.

Not sure you really understand Satire.

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Re: Horses at The New Ground

By VoR9/2 20:40Fri Feb 9 20:40:05 2024In response to Re: Horses at The New GroundTop of thread

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Nightmare & Khartoum would be good additions & maybe The Horse with No Name?

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Re: Horses at The New Ground

By VS Dysfunctional (VS Boro)9/2 17:27Fri Feb 9 17:27:42 2024In response to Horses at The New GroundTop of thread

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After all the donkeys we have had to suffer seeing on the pitch for the last 5 years or you now want horses.

>>>> Former Nuneaton Boro fan <<<<

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Asses

By Unnamed Sauce (Bedduth Blue)9/2 23:06Fri Feb 9 23:06:17 2024In response to Re: Horses at The New GroundTop of thread

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We've had a few of those too. Mostly on this forum.

I think the petting zoo could really take off.

When we are in The Premiership we could upgrade it to a full size Safari Park. Build it and they will come.

Possibly.

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Re: Asses

By VoR9/2 23:09Fri Feb 9 23:09:43 2024In response to AssesTop of thread

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Whatever is decided needs to first & foremost future-proof the football club.

Crucial decisions made now cannot leave the new Boro hamstrung in years to come...

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Unicorns

By Unnamed Sauce (Bedduth Blue)10/2 10:58Sat Feb 10 10:58:12 2024In response to Re: AssesTop of thread

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I think someone suggested previously that these would be useful to include in any plans being drawn up for the new ground(s)

My thanks to all who have offered constructive comment and advice to what is basically a fairly absurd idea. It's good when people take impractical ideas seriously.

(Some people are better at this than others).

Don't forget the "ignore" button. A very useful and satisfying device in these strange times.

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Re: Unicorns

By VoR10/2 11:12Sat Feb 10 11:12:25 2024In response to UnicornsTop of thread

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I now believe that my involvement on this forum has become so upsetting & unwelcome to so many posters, that it is time for me to call it a day.

I will still follows events but my input has now ended.

My club has died & that is the end of the road for me, so I will sign off now by wishing everyone well in your new adventure. I will still keep a look out for the results.

Good luck everyone, I hope you achieve your goal.

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Re: Unicorns

By Spurs and Verde (Spurs and Verde)10/2 14:47Sat Feb 10 14:47:40 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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Retired Boro fan
Tottenham and Austin FC sufferer

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Re: Unicorns

By Vernon Slain10/2 12:21Sat Feb 10 12:21:16 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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You must have been aware of the usual tactics from The Coven ? Like Bert’s dad says,they could use the ignore button but it could also be said that there may be an ulterior motive.

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Re: Unicorns

By The_Hullablue10/2 12:50Sat Feb 10 12:50:13 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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Oh this is hilarious.

Who is in the covern?

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How bright should floodlights be in the Conference?

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Re: Unicorns

By nil desperandum10/2 13:51Sat Feb 10 13:51:38 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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I wouldn't be a member of any coven that would have me as a member.

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Re: Unicorns

By Boropod (BoroughPod)10/2 13:14Sat Feb 10 13:14:35 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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Think you used to be in it, but now only a part time member.

Note to self, 'be careful what you wish for'

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Re: Unicorns

By The_Hullablue10/2 13:22Sat Feb 10 13:22:02 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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I lost my membership card and couldn't work out how to renew!

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How bright should floodlights be in the Conference?

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Re: Unicorns

By bert's dad10/2 12:02Sat Feb 10 12:02:23 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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Thank you VOR. Your comments have been worthwhile and amusing. There’s always the ignore button for those who cannot cope.

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This is not an airport

By The_Hullablue10/2 11:29Sat Feb 10 11:29:03 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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You do not need to announce your departure.

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Re: This is not an airport

By bookworm1 (lurker)10/2 11:41Sat Feb 10 11:41:46 2024In response to This is not an airportTop of thread

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I think that many of us have been guilty of that in the past! :-)

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Re: Unicorns

By Boropod (BoroughPod)10/2 11:26Sat Feb 10 11:26:50 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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You'll be missed.
I think that Cov Rugby fans need an advice to help in the Butts Stadium development.
You can help them here: https://www.rugbynetwork.net/boards/list/s425.htm?798

Note to self, 'be careful what you wish for'

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Re: Unicorns

By Unnamed Sauce (Bedduth Blue)10/2 15:08Sat Feb 10 15:08:55 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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Oh no.

Fancy having a huff , just because I introduced a moderately random and slightly wacky thread.

I just thought horses unicorns and petting zoos might lighten the tone a bit.

I was going to develop the thread into suggesting that a team of Shires lashed up to some kind of generating unit might power floodlights for the new ground(s)

JHCOAB ..the amount of stick I've taken on here when attempting to make serious points.

And yet...still here...

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Re: Unicorns

By Vernon Slain10/2 15:11Sat Feb 10 15:11:32 2024In response to Re: UnicornsTop of thread

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It could appear to some that your post was not future-proofed.

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