Thank you

By Arthur27/11/2021 19:44Sat Nov 27 19:44:10 2021

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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.



Went to the local Air and Space museum today.
Waste of time, there was nothing in there.


Just found out Girls Aloud are playing Newcastle in August
They are expected to win 3-0



Just a few little witticisms to say a big thank you for my signed Are two programme ............

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