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By Arthur31/10/2022 08:14Mon Oct 31 08:14:20 2022

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Two old men, Frank and Albert used to meet regularly for breakfast. Then Frank disappeared for a month. Albert was worried but he could not remember Frank’s home address.
After one month Frank reappeared.
*Albert:* "What happened to you? You had me worried."
*Frank:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "Jailed for what?
*Frank:* "Remember Lily, the waitress who works at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes l do. What about her?"
*Frank:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud that I pleaded guilty.
*The damn Judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."*



Made me smile

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