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Made me smile
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We have so much bad stuff on here. With what we've been through it's always good to get things off our chest. However, this lightened my heart ...........
I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
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Phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
"Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Geography Question."
"Well, I've got a degree in Geography from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 20 years"
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a an expenses paid night out with Joe Dixon, what is the capital of France?"
"Bradford", I replied.
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Keep them coming, we cold all fo with a laugh
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I told my shrink to get on his bike.
He was cycle-analysing
Trying to be fit for Saturday
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