Made me smile

By Arthur16/7/2022 12:22Sat Jul 16 12:22:25 2022

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We have so much bad stuff on here. With what we've been through it's always good to get things off our chest. However, this lightened my heart ...........

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

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Re: Made me smile

By Arthur25/7/2022 18:08Mon Jul 25 18:08:51 2022In response to Made me smileTop of thread

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Phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
"Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Geography Question."
"Well, I've got a degree in Geography from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 20 years"
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a an expenses paid night out with Joe Dixon, what is the capital of France?"
"Bradford", I replied.

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Re: Made me smile

By scouser25/7/2022 20:02Mon Jul 25 20:02:09 2022In response to Re: Made me smileTop of thread

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Keep them coming, we cold all fo with a laugh

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Re: Made me smile

By John Blair25/7/2022 19:55Mon Jul 25 19:55:07 2022In response to Re: Made me smileTop of thread

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Nice one.
Lol.

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Re: Made me smile

By Arthur8/8/2022 11:22Mon Aug 8 11:22:11 2022In response to Re: Made me smileTop of thread

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I told my shrink to get on his bike.

He was cycle-analysing


Trying to be fit for Saturday

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